Published by the Impeccables since 1975 / Rebooted in 2022 / Volume IV - 6th Issue
Photo believed to be October 7th, 1956 at Old City Stadium (vs the Bears)
It was great to see everyone at Jaclyn and Jason's to celebrate Thanksgiving. Family, food, and football were all there in abundant proportions! It had been awhile since I'd watched a game with a larger Buboltz contingent and it was quite the experience! I had forgotten how stressful of an experience it can be. For a game in which the Packers lead for over 50 minutes, heart rates were racing during several key moments. At times, fans could be heard to say "This is a bad idea" when Green Bay went for it on 4th down...only to be replaced by excited cheers seconds later when Green Bay scored a TD (or clinched the game). Jordan Love must have read our report last issue because he responded with a brilliant game!
With Thanksiving now in the rear view mirror, we are squarely focused on Bears Week this issue. For our 6th issue, we'll cover some Bears's related articles, along with our normal updates on our picking competition, trip to the Vault, and Buboltz kids updates.
The national media may be focused on the Bears and Packers, but our loyal readers and pickers are just as excited about their own contest. For the third straight issue we've had a change at the top of the leaderboard. Heading in to Week 14 of the NFL season, we have a three way tie at the top of the list. Steve Simmons (Hall of Fame division), Brittney Horn (Impeccables division), and Willis Horn (Juniors division), all sport a record of 132-73. Rick Buboltz, Casey Buboltz, and Shelley Vanderhoof are only 1 pick off the pace (131-74) Our Packers Nation divisional leader, the Mystery Picker, is tied with BJ Vanderhoof and is two picks back with a record of 130-75. Our top 10 is rounded out with Molly Horn and Nick Simmons both tied at 129-76 and 3 picks back.
Many of our readers have been rolling with the favorites throughout the season but we've seen several pickers benefit from picking a few upsets. As we approach the final weeks of the season it will be exciting to see how some upset picks may affect the fate of our title contenders.
For decades, the Bears have largely been the butt of many a joke in the NFL...What's the difference between Marty McFly and the Chicago Bears? Eventually Marty stopped going back to 1985. How do you keep the Bears off your porch? Draw a goal line in front of it. Why do all the trees in Wisconsin tilt to the South? Because the Bears still suck.
Packer fans have hung their hat on 4 decades of dominance in the rivalry. Since 1992 and Favre's arrival, the Packers own a 51-15 record vs the Bears (including the NFC Championship game in 2010). Since '92, the Bears have had 9 coaches and only Lovie Smith and Matt Nagy managed to post winning records in their tenure. Names like Trestman, Fox, and Eberflus didn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of Packer Nation. Packer backers might be forgiven if they laugh at what I'm about to say next.
Ben Johnson is building a team Green Bay would be wise not to under estimate.
Johnson, the son of a college football coach, was a QB in high school and lead his team to a state championship his junior year in North Carolina. He was a walk-on at UNC, and majored in math and computer science. Johnson put that data background to work, and eventually found his way onto the Miami Dolphins staff. When ex-Packers coach Joe Philbin was fired in 2015 and Dan Campbell took over as interim HC, he promoted Johnson to backfill him as the TE coach. In 2021, after Campbell was named HC in Detroit, Johnson became a key component to their offensive identity, eventually becoming OC in 2022. Johnson managed to take cast-off Jared Goff and turn him in to someone whose name is now chanted by Lions fans. The Lions offense in the past few years has been one of the top few units in the entire NFL. Johnson parlayed that success into taking on his biggest challenge yet...turning the Chicago Bears into contenders.
Johnson has made an immediate impact in Chicago. In conjuction with Ryan Poles, he has helped transform the offensive identity in the Windy City. The Bears revamped their offensive line by bringing in All Pro guards Joe Thuney and Jonah Jackson. They signed Drew Dahlman at center. Right tackle Darnell Wright, a first round pick in 2023. Ex-Packer Mike Wahle shared some thoughts here on the Bears rapid turn-around.
These changes have lead the Bears to become the #2 team in the league running the ball. The tandem of Deandre Swift and rookie Kyle Monangi have been helping Chicago to run a ball control offense that limits mistakes and puts points on the board. Last week vs Philly, the Bears ran 81 plays, compared to the Eagle 54.
Johnson has also been able to rein in 2024 overall #1, QB Caleb Williams. Known for playing out of rhythm and preferring to use his legs over his arm, Williams has responded to Johnson's direction and played much more under control as the year has progressed. He may still be prone to mistakes, but Johnson seems to be effectively managing his QB.
Williams has plenty of options to target in the passing game. DJ Moore was brought in a few years ago, and combined with Rome Odunze (the 9th pick in last year's draft) and Luther Burden the Bears have a potent WR corp. Colston Loveland, the 10th pick in this year's draft, and Cole Kmet make up a very strong TE group.
On the defensive side of the ball, the Bears may give up some points, but they excel in one key area...turnovers. The Bears lead the league in takeways with 26 (and a league leading +17 differential...the Rams are 2nd with a distant +9. Green Bay is +4).
In terms of what to expect on Sunday, the Post Pattern thinks Green Bay is still the more talented team and will win the game. However, Packers fans would be wise to not look past Chicago this year, and perhaps more importantly, in the years to come.
Keys to the Game:
Packers defense has to control the run game.
Packers offense needs to start fast -> building an early lead would help take the run game away from Chicago.
Packers pass rush needs to stay under control -> don't allow Caleb Williams to break containment.
As always...win the turnover battle. Chicago is the best at taking the ball away. Green Bay is best at protecting it. Something has to give.
By Justin Vanderhoof
Every Packers fan knows the importance of the Packers/Bears Rivalry, even if it has been somewhat one-sided in the lifetime of our younger readers here at the Post Pattern. Since 2010, the Packers lead the series, 26-5. If you add in the 2000s, it gets slightly closer at 38-13.
They say defense wins championships and here are five reasons why I believe the Packers defense will lead the way in helping Green Bay continue that dominance.
Honorable Mention: (I know I said five reasons) Team Penalties:
Despite what many fans believe, Green Bay has been a relatively disciplined team this year, committing 76 penalties. Only ten teams have committed fewer penalties. Chicago has not been quite so disciplined. They have committed 91 penalties, the 5th most in the league. That is not a huge disparity, the 15 penalty difference amounting to less than two more per game. The clear advantage, however, is shown in the home vs. away splits. The Packers have only committed 32 penalties at home, tied for the third fewest of any team. Granted, not every team has played the same number of home games, but the teams lower than GB have all played the same or fewer home games than the Packers. Chicago is the 4th most penalized team on the road, with 53 accepted penalties.
The Packers are also trending in the right direction. After week 4, GB was averaging 8.75 penalties per game. Since then, they have not had a single game with more than 7, averaging only 4.4 accepted penalties eack week. Chicago actually had a slightly lower average (8.5) over the first four weeks. Since then, they have averaged a significantly higher 7.125 penalties per game. We all know how even one penalty can alter the game. Chicago has consistently hurt themselves more often than Green Bay.
5. Run Defense vs. Rushing Offense:
Some pundits and talking heads will claim the Bears' running game gives Chicago an advantage, but the stats tell a different story. Green Bay is one of the best teams in the league at stopping the run, allowing only 98.3 yards per game (tied for 7th in the NFL). Chicago on the other hand, allows 133.8 ypg (28th in the league). Yes, the Bears do have the second-best rushing offense in terms of yards, but other top running teams have not really given GB too much trouble. In week 1, Detroit (#5 rushing offense) was held to 46 yards on 2.1 yards per carry. The Lions did run for 119 yards on Thanksgiving, but if you remove Goff’s 24-yard scramble, it settles at 98 yards on only 3.5 yards per carry. In week 2, Washington (3rd) was held to 51 yards and 2.7 yards per carry. Pittsburgh, the 28th-ranked rushing offense, had a really good day against the Bears, churning out 186 yards rushing. If that wasn’t bad enough, the Raiders, who have the league's worst 75.4 offensive rushing yards per game, put up 240 yards on the ground against Chicago.
4. Passing Offense vs. Passing Defense:
The Bears' pass defense is below average, ranked 22nd based on yards allowed while Green Bay’s passing offense sits at 13th, only 2 yards per game away from being in the top 10. On the other side, the Bears' 15th-ranked passing offense has to face Green Bay’s 6th-ranked passing defense. Chicago has allowed 9 more TD passes (24-15) than GB has. Caleb Williams’ 58.1% completion percentage also favors GB. He only has three games with a completion percentage over 60%. By comparison, Jordan Love only has two games under 60%. Even further in the Packers' favor, Chicago allows more pressures against their QB than any other team in the league, and GB has 10 more sacks on the season than the Bears.
At this point, some of you might be thinking, yardage stats are not as important as other stats in determining the outcome of games. Have no fear, my final three points show that it is not just in yards allowed that the Packers have the advantage.
3. 3rd Down Defense vs. 3rd Down Offense:
Admittedly, this could be considered a push, but I could not rightfully claim to be the family’s resident Packer optimist if I gave the edge to the Bears. Just a few numbers that I believe favor GB. The difference between the two teams’ defenses is very small, with Chicago holding teams on third down at a slightly better rate, 36.2% to 38.5%. On the other side of the ball, Chicago is no slouch either, converting 43.9% of their third downs. The Packers, however, are on another level. Currently, they convert third downs at a 49.3% clip. If this holds throughout the season, it would be the 5th-best season on record (at least since they started recording this as a stat - whenever that was). The Jordan Love-led Packers also convert their 4th downs at a 70.6% rate, good for 4th in the league. The Bears' 44.4% on 4th down puts them at 26th.
2. Scoring Defense:
This stat may also seem a little closer on the surface, but Green Bay definitely has the advantage. First, both teams have each scored 34 touchdowns on the season, and with the help of a greater number of field goals, the Bears have actually outscored the Packers (313-294). The defenses, however, tell a very different story. Green Bay has the 6th-best scoring defense in the NFL, allowing only 18.8 points per game. Chicago, on the other hand, allows an entire touchdown more per game, leaving them ranked 25th. The Chicago defense has allowed 13 more touchdowns than the Packers. For what this is worth, GB and Chicago have played eight common opponents, and Chicago has allowed more points against six of those teams, with a seventh being a tie. Despite their 9-3 record, Chicago had not had a positive point differential all season before their win over the Eagles last week. They are now 313-307.
1. Red Zone Defense vs. Offense:
It might surprise some Packer fans to realize that GB’s Red Zone defense is ranked in the bottom half of the league. They allow a TD 59.4% of the time, leaving them ranked 21st in the league. Do not worry, though, because it is not as bad as it sounds. There is a massive log jam in the middle of the league, and the gap between 21st and the top 10 is only five percent. Chicago, on the other hand, is another 1.5% below Green Bay. Admittedly, this is a very small percentage, but it does leave Chicago ranked 26th, tied with the Lions. When you combine these numbers with the offensive numbers, though, Green Bay comes out looking pretty good. Matt LaFluer’s Packers are currently 3rd in the NFL in Red Zone TD rate, finding the end zone 67.4% of the time. The Bears, on the other hand, find themselves right in the middle, tied for 15th with a TD rate of 58.5% That nearly 10% difference can easily be the difference between winning and losing.
Still need to be convinced? While Green Bay has not had the toughest schedule in the league (I have seen them ranked as both 21st and 22nd most difficult schedule), Chicago has had it even easier (29th or 30th). The Bears have only one win against a team with a winning record (plus two more against teams that are .500). The Packers' three losses are by a combined nine points. The Bears have lost three games by a combined total of 48 points.
To wrap this up, have confidence in your Green Bay Packers. Trust the defense to limit Chicago’s points, and trust the Packers’ offense to score when it needs to. Green Bay 27 Chicago 10
For our 4th entry in this series, we're going to take a big of a different approach. In honor of the greatest rivalry in NFL history,, we're going celebrate the consistency both organizations have demonstrated in their approach to uniforms. Yes, there have been some changes over the years, but both clubs have remained steadfast in their commitment to sporting their "classic" looks on a regular basis.
In our next issue, we'll return to the typical format.
The Bears current uniforms are quite similar to the look they have sported for decades. The "wishbone C" logo, commonly known as "the toilet bowl" (Impeccables...remember this, it'll come back in our end of season ceremony!), was first used in 1962. It started as a white logo, but transitioned to orange in 1973 or 1974. The orange and blue stripes remain on the shoulders and pants (side note, notice how much tighter jersey's fit today vs the 80s!).
On the left arm, the Bears honor their founder, George "Papa Bear" Halas with this initials. This year, the team also sports a patch for Papa Bear's daughter and eldest child, Virginia Halas McCaskey, who owned the team until her death at age 102 earlier this year.
If not for the "looser" fit, one would have a hard time seeing much difference between today's jersey and the look from the '80s. The navy numbers are still outlined in orange. Stripes remain on both the pants and shoulders. The helmet...is still the toilet bowl.
Due to the recent success, and by recent we mean the past 30+ years, many of our younger readers may not fully appreciate the Packers / Bears rivalry. Spend a few minutes this weekend and Google "Walter Payton highlights". Trust me, Sweetness won't disappoint you.
Webster defines perfection as the "quality or state of being entirely without fault". The image next to the entry is the Packers uniform.
It simply doesn't get better than this. The Packer G, implemented by Vince Lombardi in 1961, has been the only logo the Packers have ever worn on their helmet since then. While some teams have identity crises and change logos, colors, or styles, the Packers look remains classic.
Consider this...no other team in the NFL is regularly referred to simply by their color scheme. The Green and Gold is legendary.
(Note, the Cleveland Browns are not named b/c of their color. "Brown" refers to their founder, Paul Brown.)
Photo credit to the incomparable Evan Siegle
Like their little brother from Illinois, the Packer's uniforms are quite similar to those of 30 or 40 years ago. Micah Parson's look today is an almost identical look to his forebearer, Reggie White, in the '90s.
The G is the same. The white and green stipes on yellow pants is identical. Yellow and white stripes on the sleeves and neck remain the same. Green and white socks...check.
The Packer organization knows you don't mess with perfection.
"I think it's time for Micah to make a play" - Rick, a few seconds before Parsons came up a big sack
"I think this is a bad idea" - Rick, shortly before Green Bay scored a TD on a gutsy 4th down call by LeFluer
"Stay in bounds!!!" Coach Keller, providing feedback to Christian Watson
"It's called 'emotional hedging' " - Casey, after admitting he took the Lions on Thanksgiving
"We'll just say the common table prayer this year" - Rev / Pastor V, punting on his responsibilities as pre-meal prayer leader
Obligatory GIF considering it's the "6-7" weekend
Editor Prediction: GB 34 - CHI 24
To be fair, last issue's letter counts for TWO letters, so you're all off the hook this week. Have thoughts on the Packers season? Maybe some commentary on the upcoming Tayor Swift wedding? Recommendations on the proper way to conduct your exterior illumination activities for the holiday season? We'd love to hear about them!
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