Published by the Impeccables since 1975 / Rebooted in 2022 / Volume IV - 4th Issue
Perhaps it's fitting we just celebrated the Halloween season. While kids were dressed up as their favorite characters, the Green and Gold have also worn a few costumes this year. In the first few weeks of the season, the Pack dressed up like Super Bowl champs with their dominating performances. More recently, the "champs' have looked like chumps in losses to Cleveland and Carolina. Will the real Packers please stand up?
In this week's issue of The Post Pattern we'll do a quick recap of our picking contest (scoreboard here). We have a number of articles on the Pack, tailgating, and the lengths fans will go to watch their team. In our Vault Visit this week, we break new ground as nearly 45 years later a set of lyrics finally find their voice. One final note...we're taking a pause this week on the Buboltz Kids sports update this week to allow us to gather a few more stories...send us your best!
Heading in to Week 10, Britt has continued to hold her lead by the slimmest of margins. It WOULD have been by 2 picks, but due to a forgetful Thursday evening in which nearly every other picker took the Broncos, our '25 leader neglected getting in her picks on time so the margin was cut to 1.
Shelley has risen up to tie Steve for the lead of the Hall of Famers division, only 1 pick back of Britt. Willis Horn continues to maintain his lead in the juniors division, 4 picks clear of cousin Griffin. Don't look now, but our Mystery Picker is in the midst of engineering a 2nd half comeback and now leads the Packers Nation division.
There's been plenty of movement in our rankings. Previous leader BJ Vanderhoof will need to deliver a sequel to his early work if he wants to recapture the magic. Casey Buboltz has used consistent picking (7 of 9 weeks in double figures) to claw back into the race. We now have 13 pickers within 6 picks of the lead. Things are setting up for an exciting 2nd half of the year!
On Sunday, November 2nd the Buboltz clan got together for the annual cousin tailgate. The majority of the Impeccables were on hand to celebrate some pre-game festivities near the intersection of Oneida and Lombardi Avenue. Cousin Amy gifted the attendees with a "Holy Schmutzskies" shot glass that was later used for our traditional Maker's Mark toast of our patriarch. Jaclyn's chili was on point, and Rick brought some sandwiches to add to the spread. Unfortunately for our bunch, the tailgate may have been the highlight of the day as the 13.5 point favorite home team could not bring home the W.
Here's the dilemma. The Packers are facing Aaron Rodgers for the first time since he left the organization. You are half way around the world in Tel Aviv and what normally would be a 7 PM start time is now 2 AM in the morning and you have to present to your global leadership team at 8:30 AM. Pop quiz hotshot...what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
If you are our editor, the answer is obvious. You get a subscription to DAZN and watch the game from your hotel and enjoy the Packers pull off a 2nd half comeback to defeat the Steelers 35-25 (Dealing with jet lag from a 7 hour time zone difference does wonders for one's ability to be awake at 2 AM).
Regardless where you were located, Packer fans worldwide were concerned after yet another slow start by their team. GB trailed 16-7 at the break. Three punts and two McManus missed two field goals had fans restless. In the second half, Green Bay scored on five straight drives, including three 4th quarter touchdowns as Packer fans could go to sleep (or start their day) peacefully. When Love gets dialed in this offense is a lot of fun to watch...which makes their inconsistency frustrating for Packer nation to watch. Good thing it's only early November and there is plenty of season left to get dialed in.
One final sidenote...when in Rome (or Israel)...:
The Western Wall. On the other side of this wall is where the Temple Mount resided.
Entrance to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre which is possibly the location of both Golgatha and Christ's tomb.
The altar sits above where Golgatha is said to be. You can see the stone of Golgatha encased in glass below the altar.
Even Jerusalem knows who to root for.
Last issue we introduced a new feature to the Post Pattern. Judging from our flooded inbox, it was a wild success. (subliminal message -- YOU WANT TO SEND US A LETTER TO THE EDITOR)
As a reminder, once we finish, our readers will stack rank their favorite uniforms of those we discuss and we'll publish the results.
In our second take in the series we'll review the Broncos and Eagles. The Broncos sported their throwbacks this past Thursday (which Britt wouldn't know b/c she forgot there was a game). The Eagles have also wisely decided to incorporate their roots into their '25 jerseys for three different games. For the upcoming MNF tilt vs Green Bay, Philly decided to go with the dull midnight green jerseys.
The Broncos rocked this beauty of a jersey from 1967 until 1996. The Denver "D" on the helmet is legendary. The blue and orange stripes on the legs and socks completed the look. Look how young Elway looks here.
I recall sporting an Elway sweatshirt with him in this jersey as they lost 4 Super Bowls and being a very happy kid.
They dumped the D for a pony. Ditched the color scheme for a drab navy color. Look at how OLD Elway looks in this picture...clealy the jersey's fault.
I recall watching Elway in this jersey as a 19 year old college kid in 1997. I WAS NOT a happy kid after that Super Bowl.
Some simply know this man as QB Eagles. But to the rest, this jersey seemed built for a man named Randall Cunningham. From the flying eagle logo on the arms, to the Kelly Green color scheme, Philly rocked these threads until 1996. LIke Denver, the Eagles sported the striped socks look along with green and white stripes on the legs. Simply classic.
Side note, when Cunningham's QB coach passed away in 1989, the team donned black electrical tap on the wings of the helmet the rest of the season.
Jeffrie Laurie has made many great decisions in his life as a successful businessman. Changing to these jerseys was not one of them.
I'm not saying the Eagles would have defeated Green Bay in the 2010 playoffs if they were still in the Kelly Green. But I'm also not NOT saying that.
Seriously, what's with teams leaving vibrant, exciting colors for drab boring schemes? The wings on this helmet are inferior to the original. The eagle logo on the arms also suffers in comparison to the original. BORING!
"When teams play off and soft, we have to do a better job matriculating the ball down the field" MLF channeling his inner Hank Stram
"Stop playing zone and start playing football" - a frustrated Packers fan
"Why is Hobbs on the field" - same fan
"STOP PLAYING ZONE. PUT IN VALENTINE. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE" - yep, you guessed right.
"I know a lot of people view him as a nickel. Well we think he can play outside" - Matt LaFleur's direct response to said fan
Week 8 BREAKING NEWS: Valentine replaces Hobbs as starter
"Told ya so Matt" - Same fan, probably
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