Published by the Impeccables since 1975 / Rebooted in 2022 / Volume IV - 2nd Issue
Some people say that rain on your wedding day is a good luck sign. While that may be, the beautiful weather on September 27th, 1975 seemed to be a fitting symbol for a special marriage in the Buboltz family. As we go to print on September 27th, 2025, we wanted to take a moment to celebrate the 50th wedding anniversary of Shelley and Jay "Hoofer" Vanderhoof. The scoreboard might read 50, but our photo archives are proof these two lovebirds have been enjoying life together for well beyond that.
Please join the Post Pattern in wishing Shelley and Jay all the best as they celebrate!
(Shelley, I still have plenty of photographic ammo so there's still time to cut a deal to destroy any other footage)
We're only three weeks in to the NFL season, but we've already seen storylines that could shape the rest of the season . The Eagles, with wins against the Cowboys, Chiefs, and Rams, look like defending Super Bowl champions. The Bills and QB Josh Allen have a high powered offense that is tough to stop. Upstarts like the Chargers, Colts, and Buccaneers have gone a combined 9-0. On the flip side, either the Chiefs or Ravens will be 1-3 after this week and be on the ropes early in the season.
In our 2nd issue this year, we'll take a look at the Packers season so far. We'll review what the addition of Micah Parsons has meant to the defense and also dissect what's ailing the offense. We also take a visit to our picking leaderboard for a recap on the results so far. As always, we take a trip to the Vault for the 2nd edition of the 1981 Post Pattern (keep your eyes peeled for proof that Dawn used to attend Packer games!) and wrap things up with a Buboltz Sports Kids roundup.
Griffin Keller got the 2025 season off to a bang for our pickers, topping the charts with a 15-1 record. The Post Pattern's readers demonstrated they know football, with an astounding 25 pickers getting at least 11 games correct in Week 1. However, those pickers are all now looking up at BJ Vanderhoof through 3 weeks. Thanks to a PERFECT 16-0 mark in W2 and solid Week 3, BJ has taken a two pick lead over Lambeau Leap catcher Noah Vanderhoof. Twenty of our pickers are within 6 picks after Week 3, including cousins Griffin Keller and defending overall champ Willis Horn who lead the Juniors Division. Shelley, basking in anniversary glow today leads the Legends division. Noah is our Packer Nation leader which includes our Mystery Picker. At 32-16, our MP is off to a better start than the legendary MVP Favre, who was only 28-18 in his first 48 contests.
The Packers PR team knew what they were doing. With a kickoff at high-noon, Green Bay announced the defense for starting lineups, ending with ex-Cowboy Micah Parsons. The Lambeau faithful, with 77,239 in attendance (albeit too many Lions fans), roared to life as #1 made his way onto the field in his home debut for the Green and Gold. Plenty has been said about the impact Parsons may make on the defense, and even though he was on a "pitch count" for W1, even casual fans could tell the difference right from the start. After a Love to Kraft TD to open the game, Parsons first play came on a 3rd and 7 situation for Detroit on their first drive. He beat All-Pro Penei Sewell, and forced Jared Goff into throwing quicker than he wanted and leading the Lions to punt. It was a story that repeated itself throughout the day as in limited snaps Parsons recorded 3 pressures, including one that lead to an interception, as well as a sack that everyone in the stadium, except for Goff, saw coming.
Through three games this year, Parsons has 19 pressures despite being double-teamed on 2/3 of his snaps and TRIPLE teamed on nearly 11%. With all that attention, it was inevitable other Packer defenders would benefit. Rashan Gary couldn't agree more, and is the NFL leader in sacks through 3 games with 4.5 to his name. Devonte Wyatt has also capitalized, notching 2 sacks as an interior defender. Even Lucas Van Ness has been showing positive development as he is on pace for more pressures in 2025 than he had in his previous two years combined.
In the preseason, some fans voiced concern over the Packers cornerback situation. If the best defense is a good offense, the best way to shore up your secondary is to deploy a great pass rush. Green Bay is leading the league by allowing a league best 4.0 yards per pass (a full 2 YPA better than last year). For a league averaging nearly 30 attempts per game, that's a big improvement.
All this leads to what is the most important stat for the defense...points per game. Green Bay is currently allowing 14.7 PPG, a whopping 5 point improvement from the '24 campaign. Of course it's early in the season, but early returns on the Parsons trade seem very encouraging for Packer Nation.
If the Packers defense has received rave reviews through the first few games, the offense has experienced inconsistent results. Starting at home in Week 1, Green Bay came out firing. Green Bay shot out to a 17-3 halftime lead over the rival Lions and went on to secure a 27-13 victory that wasn't as close as the score indicates. Detroit seemingly intended to bottle up Josh Jacobs, but LaFluer dialed up an aerial plan that provided Love with open receivers at critical times throughout the day. Most impressively, Love threw from a clean pocket all afternoon and was never under any serious pressure vs Aiden Hutchinson, who was on an NFL Defensive Player of the Year trajectory before his injury last season.
In hindsight, perhaps the biggest development of that game was the injuries sustained by newly minted lineman Zach Tom and Aaron Banks. Both Banks and Tom sat out Week 2 vs the Commanders, but Anthony Belton stepped in at RT and was one of only 11 offensive tackles in the NFL to not give up a pressure...not bad for a rookie. Love threw for nearly 300 years, with TE Tucker Kraft being the primary benefactor. Kraft notched his first 100 yard game as a pro. Later the in game, the offense seemed to stall a bit though and Green Bay let Washington hang around before eventually closing it out. Unfortunately, that trend carried over to the Cleveland game.
Zach Tom, despite his best effort, was clearly still in pain, leaving after the first snap vs the Browns. Banks lasted 30 snaps but was pulled after a rough outing. Reliable Elgton Jenkins didn't live up to his standard, albeit playing at a new position this year. Jordan Morgan struggled significantly with 3 penalties (LaFluer has stated possibly moving Morgan all over the line wasn't the best of ideas...we agree). All this combined to the OL unit allowing 15 pressures and the lowest pass blocking grade PFF has given any team in the NFL since the 2021 season. While Cleveland does boast the only DE that Micah Parsons would admit is better than him (Myles Garrett), the Packers inability to generate any consistent rhythm on offense will give LaFluer something to work on. Unfortunately, an ankle injury suffered in practice this week by Belton will leave Green Bay short handed on the offensive line and is the primary concern for the club heading into "Big D" for a Sunday night match up with the Cowboys.
"THA-NK YOU JER-RY" - Packers fans chanting their appreciation of the Cowboys owner
"I've seen enough, Packers are the best team in the NFC" - Andy Herman a few hours in to the NFL season
Daniel "Indiana" Jones might be the best NFL nickname we've heard in awhile
Some NFL fans..."wow, that's a lot of money to pay Micah Parsons"
Detroit Lions front office "Hold my beer"...then proceed to pay Jameson Williams $83M (who had 83 career catches heading)
Coach V noticed GB allowed Lions RB Jahmyr Gibbs 10 catches, for only 31 yards...the lowest receiving yards ever for a player who had at least 10 catches
This 45 seconds from Packers DC Jeff Hafley on their team speed
Sterling Sharpe, finally inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame, delivered a great moment for fans at halftime of the Commanders game.
Shelley and Jay aren't the only ones celebrating a 50th anniversary this month. One of the most iconic shows in NFL history, NFL Today on CBS, celebrated their 50th this past week. As a young boy, I recall Sunday morning coverage of football kicking off with Brent Musberger's voice saying"You are looking LIVE". CBS kicked off the event with Musberger reprising his iconic intro, and then did several throwback segments, including a tribute to Jimmy the Greek's picking segment. The rest of the hosts were clearly enjoying listening to Musberger reminence of stories from the past, their respect for the man evident. As I sat on my couch, I couldn't help but remember having similar conversations with Gramps. The CBS tribute reminded me of the talks we used to have watching football together...except I think the CBS crewg had a little more hair that we did/do.
You can find the full broadcast of the show at this link
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